We are all beggars, each in his own way.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you don't feel the same way about him, if you're just leading him on, you need to tell him that. I've seen too many nice guys get shafted because a girl can't get over some jerk.

All is best, though we oft doubt, what the unsearchable dispose, of highest wisdom brings about.

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

The reality is we are 0-3. The reality is that we can still be a very good football team. We need to show that on Monday night.

Who would imagine that I was to be the founder of a new religion.

When writing dialogue, I hear it in both Russian and English, and try to find a language that combines the two.

All living beings have Buddha nature and can become Buddhas.

It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that.

I am attracted to generic or 'industrial' colours; paper bag brown, file cabinet gray, industrial green, that kind of thing.