Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider me properly chastised.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

I will prepare, and someday my chance will come.

You think being dead inside is bad until someone brings you back to life and stabs you in the chest without the intention of killing you.

The voice of jealousy strikes from those who aim to hurt you, not those who love you!

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

Religion is rarely mentioned in current prime-time dramas or sitcoms that supposedly reflect the way we live now.

Renewed friendships require more care than those that have never been broken.

Every house where love abides And friendship is a guest, Is surely home, and home sweet home For there the heart can rest.

Art has to be incredibly layered. Symbols, signifiers... layers that relate. Combine signifiers with more abstract notions. Push! Vary lines.

Fabio kept asking me out, but I knew we'd never get his ego through the door.

I don't believe that I should just do A-movies, I just do the work as an artist.