Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Be wise enough to forgive but don't be foolish enough to trust again.

Knowing the truth is important, but following the truth is much more important.

The fact that both ego and self say "I" is a source of confusion and misidentification. The well-informed ego says truly, "I am what I know myself to be." The self says merely, "I am.

Why do I keep evading my work? Is it because I’m afraid of being confronted by my lack of abilities?

Violet learned then what she had forgotten until this moment: that laughter is serious. More complicated, more serious than tears.

Prayer among sane people has never superseded practical efforts to secure the desired end.

Not in the shouts and plaudits of the throng but in ourselves are triumph and defeat.

For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth unenvying.

You may give them your love, but not your thoughts. For they have their own thoughts.

TV in the middle of my steering wheel.