I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

Kindness went out to play all on a summer's day. With her about many smiles came out and joined in sweet array.Sara Loo, "Mother Goose Move Over or you're gonna love poetry

Tyranny and anarchy are alike incompatible with freedom security and the enjoyment of opportunity.

Art is really about how you capture different things you see around you and bring them into forms and words and shapes and meaning.

She gave up beauty in her tender youth, gave all her hope and joy and pleasant ways; she covered up her eyes lest they should gaze on vanity, and chose the bitter truth.

I never had the financial means that the media said I had. I laugh when I hear the amounts, $400 million, $800 million. Where do they get this imagination?

. . . companions were to be valued, wherever one found them.

To see the universal and all-pervading Spirit of Truth face to face, one must be able to love the meanest of all creation as oneself.

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.

I have been afraid all my life that I am going to die. All my life it has been stuffed in my imagination

We see the universe the way it is because we exist.