Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

May I live forever. But may you live forever and a day.

I believe trust is a choice.

Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity that was at hand.

I have always said that archival images are images without imagination. They petrify thought and kill any power of evocation.

To me, the lyrics of the song define the kind of style it is.

Our point of view is we will sell more if we help people make purchasing decisions.

The only way to understand these difficult parts of the Bible, or even to approach them with safety, is first to read and obey the easy ones.

Everything is a possibility. I believe we're put on this earth to think big and dream big.

I note that the Python folks still think they like JPython. I wonder how long that will last?

They accepted the pleasures of morning, the bright sun, the whelming sea and sweet air, as a time when play was good and life so full that hope was not necessary and therefore forgotten.