Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

So because you are converting it, you are winning back your time.

My work is to reach people with ideas, hopes, dreams, encouragement, insight, and revelation. That's what an actor wants to do.

The precondition to freedom is security.

Without consciousness and intelligence, the universe would lack meaning.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

There is a dream that the world could be at peace, but that requires that all the folks with arms disarm, or take over all the arms and allow us to trust them.

The future doesn't exist. It hasn't happened yet. The past doesn't exist. It has already happened.

The thriller is the most popular literary genre of the 20th century.

Nothing can stop the power of an informed citizenry when it is empowered, organized, and motivated.

I don't want to commit myself in advocating a definite republican constitution which will get bogged down with the question of who would elect the President and when.