[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy 'shedule':] I think you're full of skit.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

If life is a song, and God is the divine conductor, I must consider these trials and troubles as the harmony of my song, for every song needs more than a melody!

When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!

Nothing prevents one from appearing natural as the desire to appear natural.

I hate a messy closet. I totally freak out when my closet is messy and I can't find anything.

While I love Mohammed and Jesus Christ'I reject all men's religions, not just Islam, but Christianity, Judaism and whatever else the men use for a whip.

Mahatma Gandhi never compromised on cleanliness. He gave us freedom. We should give him a clean India.

The truth is, almost everything we do is done poorly when we first start doing it – that’s how we learn.

If I get angry, it's obvious. I don't have to say much.

Charity opens the heart.

A private Life is to be preferrd; the Honour and Gain of publick Posts, bearing no proportion with the Comfort of it.