To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”“Yeah, ” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

Boundaries and risk management are very important parts of living a healthy and positive life.

You have no idea how pleasant it is not to have any future. It's like having a totally efficient contraceptive.

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.

I came out of Capitol Hill. Well, that's just not an ordinary background for a writer of the ordinary American sort.

Look at everything. Don't close your eyes to the world around you. Look and become curious and interested in what there is to see.

When Jesus got to the point when most people today are thinking of retirement, he goes - 'time to save the world!'

True success is reaching our potential without compromising our values.

They haven't made love for years but sleep holding hands

There is but one evil, ignorance.