To stretch the truth is to tell a lie.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

If you have a dream, don’t just sit there. Gather courage to believe that you can succeed and leave no stone unturned to make it a reality.

One boy's a boy two boys are half a boy three boys are no boy at all.

Once you realize that human actions affect every bit of earth and sky, you realize that the environment isn't just what surrounds us - it's all one whole.

I wouldn't mind being the female MJ. I want to have major crossover appeal.

To say that a person feels listened to means a lot more than just their ideas get heard. It's a sign of respect. It makes people feel valued.

My first film as an actor was 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High,' a glorious experience that spoiled me for future films.

If people liked your singing well enough, if you were special to them, then you never left their minds throughout all of the years.

Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.

Why didn't he say goodbye? I gave myself a bruise. Why didn't he say 'I love you'?

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.