Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.

A wish is a single unit of hope. It’s a single request for something I dearly desire.

Things happen that way if destiny so desires. The whole universe conspires to make it happen.

Waiting to be 'better' is the wrong approach. It's learning to live with it.

I don't care about age very much.

Now many enterprises are made by individuals, so the attitude has started to change.

The solicitor general is sometimes referred to as the 10th Supreme Court justice - a pretty important position.

We can't have a Twitter president. This is serious stuff, this governing.

Be very proud of what you do, and if you aren't then change it.

I'm a very focused person. If I'm focusing on something I don't like distractions and I like to just do that one thing. And Jiu-Jitsu and MMA basically became that one thing for me.

The dyspeptic and the drunkard do not know how to eat or drink.