To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

We may get knocked down on the outside, but the key to living in victory is to learn how to get up on the inside.

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.

No one can make you a victim but yourself.

The real secret of power is consciousness of power.

Judges are but men, and are swayed like other men by vehement prejudices. This is corruption in reality, give it whatever other name you please.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Small businesses, you can give them capital, but what they often need as much is mentoring, advice and help with their business plan.

I love teaching. It's a job that lasts forever. Whatever you teach children today travels with them far into the future.

Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.

I enjoy doing my more intimate and less commercial pictures and also I enjoy directing.