To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I’ve spent awhile trying to figure out where I’m going and the only thing I’ve come to realize is it doesn’t matter where, it’s how I get there.

There are people who want to be everywhere at once and they get nowhere.

Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life.

If you don't understand the past, the future won't make much sense either.

My greatest fear is to be misunderstood.

The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

Be as romantic as you please about love ... but you mustn't be romantic about money.

I swim. I do a little bit of surfing. I would say I'm a beginner at surfing. I run. I cycle. I play a little bit of soccer.

My motto is: walk expropriating and igniting, always leaving behind me howls of moral offenses and smoking trunks of old things.

God is better served in resisting a temptation to evil than in many formal prayers.