To be famous and broke is hard.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

In the great orchestra we call life, you have an instrument and a song, and you owe it to God to play them both sublimely.

To Fulfill Destiny Is To Walk In The Ordained

I lived with the only continuity, day to day, of the me-me-me.

There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I'm not going to let anybody see you.

Ninety-nine one-hundredths of our lives we are mere hedgers and ditchers, but from time to time we meet with reminders of our destiny.

If you can't understand the spec for a new technology, don't worry: nobody else will understand it either, and the technology won't be that important.

We want to know that we're not alone with our loneliness or loss.

Ultimately, the goal of hitting is to get your mind out of the way and let your body take over - and to slow the game down

If I keep breathing, then I have to keep living, and if I keep living, then I have to keep hurting, and I can't - not like this.

The people of Nebraska are for free silver and I am for free silver. I will look up the arguments later.