I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

The Codex is our moral code. No one is higher than the law. Those who break the law must be broken.

When we're alive, life consumes us. But when we die, all of the color and the motion is gone so quickly, it's as though it can no longer stand to be wasted on us.

The United States is not stingy. We are the greatest contributor to international relief efforts in the world.

When you wake up, think about winning the day. Don't worry about a week or a month from now -- just think about one day at a time.

All through history it's the nations that have given most to generals and the least to the people that have been the first to fall

Love has its own instinct, finding the way to the heart, as the feeblest insect finds the way to its flower, with a will which nothing can dismay nor turn aside.

New Yorkers always hate LA! I love both cities! I do love the sunshine and the beach after growing up in rainy England.

The last thing I think about is losing and pressure... I just go and do it.

In our judgment of human transactions, the law of optics is reversed, we see most dimly the objects which are close around us.

The Muslim population in India is, largely speaking, not radicalised. From the beginning, they were always very secular-minded.