I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

Hope is only the love of life.

The atmosphere of a date is everything.

If all I had was all that money could buy, I'd be bankrupt!" EL

Life is to short to be little.

No matter what you do, if your heart is ever true, And his heart was true to Poll.

Happiness is more effectually dispensed to mankind under a republican form of government than any other.

I would like to recapture that freshness of vision which is characteristic of extreme youth when all the world is new to it.

She knew that there were all kinds of ways to make a conquest and that one of the surest roads to a woman's genitals was through her sadness.

Equanimity is calamity's medicine.

When I was young I was only thinking of writing, and whatever was going on was unreal and comparatively unimportant.