You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

For some people a thing may be right, and for others it may be wrong. There is no greater truth to morality -it is merely an opinion.

God always rewards openly what was done in the secret.

Once you begin to believe there is help "out there " you will know it to be true.

Ensuring all kids have access to an effective, talented teacher needs to be a national priority.

I don't really go to fashion parties; they're not my scene.

Enough research will tend to support your conclusions.

I find it incredibly tedious, hate that it murders itself with its own conservative pomposity.

I grew up in a house full of books, and we belonged to the Country Lending Service - each month the State Library would send us a parcel of books by train.

I don't know who I am. Or maybe I do know who I am and I just don't want to be her anymore.

Of course it's fantastic to have bands formed in garages, but there is a market for other types of music.