To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

You can be drunk on wine.You can be drunk on success.I'm just drunk on the success of my wine.

The problem with our sense of justice is we always seemed to be kind to beautiful and attractive criminals.

The biggest problem occurswhen i try to forget you are nights, cuz i ain't got control on my dreams...

Prayer is the most sacred occupation a person could engage in.

If people thought more, we'd all have less to amuse us.

The perceiver of the dream, the one whom the dream is unfolding before, is what we call the Self.

The changing of Bodies into Light, and Light into Bodies, is very conformable to the Course of Nature, which seems delighted with Transmutations.

What do you do, go around trying everything once?' he asked. 'Sometimes twice.

It's the most ambitious power grab I've ever witnessed.

Faith always contains an element of risk, of venture; and we are impelled to make the venture by the affinity and attraction which we feel in ourselves.