Time affords us the ability to blame past errors on others while whole heartedly pronouncing our futures successes.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Let us look around with a compassionate heart to feel and see the deepest joy of life.

It is only shallow people who require years to get rid of an emotion. A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure.

It seems to be the fate of man to seek all his consolations in futurity.

My mom reminds me that all things are possible.

Like all familiar objects, it had become invisible.

It's tough to know the value of water until it's gone.

The idea of the writer/producer in television is much younger than people think it is.

One is not exposed to danger who, even when in safety is always on their guard.

I'm a Lakers fan. Kevin Garnett is my favorite player of all time because of his passion for the game.

We know there is a problem with communication but we are not going to discuss it in front of the entire staff.