Those who have tried meekness know the importance of being important.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The highway behind gives me courage to move into the future. I desire to see the first light of tomorrow.

BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.

Most people will actually tell you, traveling to those exotic places is enjoying life, but really they are spending away and whining away their lives.

I'm getting paid to wake up America every morning!

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

The most important thing an artist can discover is a love of process.

In an atmosphere of ahimsa, one has no scope to put his ahimsa to the test. It can be tested only in the face of himsa.

Journalism is a way of voicing opinion, of participating in the political, social, or cultural debate.

The photographer hopes, in brief, to discover a tension so exact that it is peace.

No one can change your beliefs for you, nor can they be forced upon you from without.