Those that just talk are also the ones that say, 'Why don't they do this?' and 'Why don't they do that?' Well, they're they. We're all they, and we can all do a little something.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Storms don't come to teach us painful lessons, rather they were meant to wash us clean.

I've often told people who ask if there is a God: Get around enough people with horses and see what happens. See how they survive in spite of all the things they do, and you'll become a believer!

The safety-valves of the heart, when too much pressure is laid on.

be it peace or happiness let it enfold you

When we begin to know ourselves in an open and self-supportive way, we take the first step to encourage our children to know themselves

Any degree of unemployment worries me.

Some of the djamphir are so pretty it almost hurts to look at them. And it was hard to look without feeling rumpled and messy in comparison.

I spend so much time living by myself - mostly in hotels - and I pick up cats when I'm feeling particularly lonely.

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.

. . . in the full tide of successful experiment.