This is Sesame Street. A place where people, birds, monsters all live in perfect harmony.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time.

I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.

Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.

The system of volunteerism is divisive. It pits one charity against the others for the charity dollar.

I think the idea of creating a television news source that is not beholden to corporate interests is nirvana.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

There is only supreme bliss in the Soul, our True Self. But this bliss is obstructed because of impure inner intents.

Who would have ever thought going to a library would be so scary?

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

I'll be writing records until I'm dead, whether people like it or not!

Is it not passing brave to be a King and ride in triumph through Persepolis?

Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.

Call me crazy, but there's just something cheering about seeing huge raptors tear into Eraser flesh.

The man's [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either.

If people stop liking my clothes, I'll make a record.

Be grateful more than anything in your life. If you have to put a priority on something, put a priority on what your thankful for and the people in your life that you're grateful for.