The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time.

I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.

Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

The system of volunteerism is divisive. It pits one charity against the others for the charity dollar.

I think the idea of creating a television news source that is not beholden to corporate interests is nirvana.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it.

They got everything money can buy, their bank accounts are fat, but they ain't happy. They ain't ever gonna be happy. You know why? They soul broke. And money can't fix that, no sir.

We may lack riches, but the greatest fortune is what lies in our hearts.

Only mind has sight and hearing; all things else are deaf and blind.

The world is a play that would not be worth seeing if we knew the plot.

Companies, like people, don't much like to change.

Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.

If I want my time wasted, I'll waste it myself.

I'm not a prostitute but I can give you what you want

I am the laughter of the new-born child On whose soft-breathing sleep an angel smiled.

Rejection never feels good, but it certainly hurts less when we are not needing something from the person who is rejecting us.