Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

When I meet a couple, I'm always interested to know if they have been together for a long time, or how loyal they are, because I know that will impact on how much I'm prepared to trust them.

One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.

The negative has to be done on an A and B [roll] so you don't see the cuts, the splices on the frameline.

Baton technique is to a conductor what fingers are to a pianist.

science progresses by trial and error, and when it is forbidden to admit error there can be no progress.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

Bob Dylan emerged from nowhere, like an alien. And that was just the start.

I didn't know who my daddy was until I was 10 or 12. Surprising as it may seem, he was living right across the street.

Their families cordially detested one another.