They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

For you to exist on earth, downplay on the religious factor.

Vehicular Darwinism based on survival of the quickest.

We offer peace and neighborliness to all the neighboring states and their peoples, and invite them to cooperate with the independent Hebrew nation for the common good of all.

All art forms employ some means through which images become real.

If we have a heart for the magnitudes of life, it will not seem vain to believe that God Himself should guard it.

I'm quite comfortable now with being misunderstood. I don't really feel the need either to pander to it or to refute it. Just go on, and do what I've got to do.

Live your life for anyone but yourself

All that we call ideal in Greek or any other art, because to us it is false and visionary, was, to the makers of it, true and existent.

There is a danger in monotheism, and it's called idolatry. And we know the prophets of Israel were very, very concerned about idolatry, the worship of a human expression of the divine.

The truth is, poverty's the environment for alcoholism, and the reservations aren't rich. Maybe cleaning people up in fiction is just as dangerous as presenting them unfiltered.