They say I get into too many bunkers. But is no problem. I am the best bunker player.

I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.

If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.

For everything in life there is always a beginning and an end. This is the tough part the most difficult thing when you see that it’s coming: The end.

A detailed analysis of his four-putt at the 1986 Masters: I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make.

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine.

The best teacher teaches not only the information but how to use that information to improve life.

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.

I refuse to allow prejudice to defeat me.

I am purely evil; Hear the thrum of my evil engine; Evilly I come. The stars are thick as flowers In the meadows of July; A fine night for murder Winging through the sky.

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.

Both could feel the relationship crumbling to pieces beneath the weight of everything that Gavin refused to say.

Anger manages everything badly.

Diversity is not a virtue. Diversity is a good only to the extent that it advances other virtues, justice or inclusiveness of others who have previously been excluded.

The 'control of nature' is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age of biology and philosophy, when it was supposed that nature exists for the convenience of man.

Most people have a blank slate and can start from nothing. But for me, I had to break a bad habit that I've been doing all of my life, which is freestyle hip-hop.