They both smiled at the picture of Albert in his chinos and button-down shirt exhorting kids from atop a bike.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Things will start changing for the better when you begin trusting yourself.

Who needs drugs when you have Takeshi's Castle?

Water’s water and that’s why it’s beautiful.

Action will remove the doubt that theory cannot solve.

I think any time you have too much education in one certain field, that can sometimes play against you

There would have been more 'I love you's' and more, 'I'm sorry's'.

The reason most people don’t accomplish much is because they don’t want much.

I - listen, racism - being a racist is the worst thing you can say about somebody. I mean, it is such a charged accusation. And I really think people should be very careful before they level that.

Personal participation is the universal principle of knowing.

People who quoted the Scriptures in criticism of others were terrible bores and usually they misapplied the text. One could prove anything against anyone from the Bible.