Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

He didn't mind if she hated him. They were never going to be a cute romantic couple like Sam and Astrid. Clean-cut, righteous, all that. The perfect couple. He and Diana were the imperfect couple.

Work should be personal. For all of us. Not just for the artist and entrepreneur. Work should have meaning for the accountant, the construction worker, the technologist, the manager and the clerk.

I like the way my own feet smell. I love to smell my sneakers when I take them off.

Ironically, we have even fewer examples of evolutionary transitions than we had in Darwin's time.

Art is an international language, understood by all.

Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White's seven dwarfs, she now has 25 cats.

Baseball was my refuge. When I came on the field, I did my job, and did the best I could and focused on that. Then I went home and I was miserable. That was pretty much my routine every day.?

When the players think you are strong and that you trust them, it helps them to have a good attitude.

Small nations are like indecently dressed women. They tempt the evil-minded.

There are some scary statistics out there: one in five kids aged 10-17 have received a sexual solicitation or approach via the Internet.

It's better to be hanged for loyalty than be rewarded for betrayal.