There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Accepting oneself does not preclude an attempt to become better.

If you were stranded in the ocean in a small boat with a paddle, I’d tell you to pray to God, but row for the shore!

Ideas are the invisible Gods of our universe!

We improve ourselves by victories over ourselves. There must be contest, and we must win.

I love this simply because it's cute, and I guess it's a sign of the times in many respect. It's pretty much saying you complete me, only in the sweetest way possible.

When we stand the truth on its head we generally fail to notice that our head is not standing where it should be standing either.

Every good man progressively becomes God. To become God, to be man, and to educate oneself, are expressions that are synonymous.

Armageddon is not a foreign policy.

Most young people are or will soon enough be workers. They can help to energize and radicalize the workers' movement. And what revolution has ever succeeded without youth?

The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.