There's no smoking section in heaven.

Hollywood is still the mecca for good or bad, but it isn't the beginning or end for filmmaking.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

One thing I like about Argentina, they only cook with salt; that's it.

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.

Never use money to measure wealth, son.

If you don't daydream and kind of plan things out in your imagination, you never get there. So you have to start someplace.

I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

What mortal is there, over whose first joys and happiness does not break some storm, dispelling with its icy breath his fanciful illusions, and shattering his altar?

I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

Love is not ful of pittie (as men say) But deaffe and cruell, where he meanes to pray.

Comfort is bought at too high a price.

I don't know why people are so reluctant to say they're feminists. Could it be any more obvious that we still live in a patriarchal world when feminism is a bad word?

If you LIKE your email provider, you can KEEP your email provider. Period.

By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on

God loves to take people from broken backgrounds and surprise them with possibilities.

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.