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Sam Kinison Quotes: There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
         

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.


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Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.



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