There's a notion I'd like to see buried: the ordinary person. Ridiculous. There is no ordinary person.

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. There's only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.

Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.

It was Kovacs who said "Mother" then, muffled under latex. It was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again.

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.

Art is, like magic, the science of manipulating symbols, words or images to achieve changes in consciousness

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.

If you're functional, it doesn't matter if you're mad.

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold.

And it is seldom easy to convince a person that he is playing the fool.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then Success is sure.

Some players are more physical than others, some play with more finesse. Some are just really great all-around players. So you have to change your game.

The truly and deliberately evil men are a very small minority; it is the appeaser who unleashes them on mankind.

I'm very proud to be the prime minister of all of Israel's citizens, Arabs and Jews alike.

But what are you going to do about the people who are cursed with both hearts and brains?

We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

I watch ESPN all day long.

Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven