There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Life has placed seeds of greatness in you. Let what you are capable of blossom.

Do something good and someone might imitate it.

I did Google myself recentle - without lubricant. I don't recommend it.

In effect we are, bending and breaking the rules of the language. And if someone were to ask why we do it, the answer is simply: for fun

You are so close, and I can’t reach you.

All of the very important events in my life happen by chance.

When you finally learn how to do it, you're too old for the good parts.

Dear though the reader might be, I'd be silly to cater to what the reader wanted.

The meaning of quality in photography's best pictures lies written in the language of vision. That language is learned by chance, not system.