There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

If you have to convince someone to stay with you then they have already left.

A sad, plangent music. In the British camp, Sharpe thought, they would be singing, but no one was singing here.

Annie looks dreamy, but she always does because she can’t see farther than three feet away. Elizabeth looks vaguely angry, but she always does because she can see farther than three feet away.

The worth of a book is a matter of expressed juices.

I think if we open ourselves to all different kinds of men and all groups, we find a lot more opportunities to love.

Anyone's happier when they're not being verbally abused all day long.

There would not be so many open mouths if there were not so many open ears.

When it comes to giving love, the opportunities are unlimited, and we are all gifted.

Actually, after the release of the Bond film, the producers came back to me to offer me another one, but I didn't have any juice left for an immediate encore.

If my university years taught me anything, it was that the smarter a woman's background, the more primitive her bedchamber