There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We can fear things into existence. Fear looks into the future and imagines the worst that can happen.

The truth is, I've never fooled anyone. I've let men sometimes fool themselves.

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby

In France, like in most countries, the respect you receive depends on your class.

As to the deceit perpetrated upon women, let it pass, for, when love is in the way, men and women as a general rule dupe each other.

27 percent to 55 percent of casino revenues come from problem or pathological gamblers

No one has the capacity to judge God. We are drops in that limitless ocean of mercy.

The cause is everything. Those even who are dearest to us must be shunted for the sake of the cause.

I think Amy Sherman-Palladino has a very specific voice; it's unlike anyone else on television.

That's the hardest part of this whole process. The best part is picking the players and the worst part is telling basically five players they are not going to play tonight.