There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Loving spirits are with you every step of the way, cheering you on and offering help when they can. You are never alone.

We tend to get a little information before we off people. It’s not a play by ear sort of deal.

One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping.

Learning how to be agreeable is the key to learning self-control.

The simple joy of taking an idea into one's own hands and giving it proper form, that's exciting.

I like silence; I'm a gregarious loner and without the solitude, I lose my gregariousness.

[Without Pope John Paul II] there would be no end of Communism or at least much later, and the end would have been bloody.

I love horseback riding. I still do it.

I steeled myself against laughter; I would rather die than laugh. I didn’t laugh, I did not laugh. But I died, I did die.

The frontier between public and private shifts from time to time and culture to culture.