There are good ways and bad ways to get my attention. Whacking on my ego with a crowbar will get my attention, sure, but it's not going to leave me well disposed to the messenger.

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms--translation: all your bank account are belong to us--

Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

I am very proud of the fact I do not cheat when I'm playing golf.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

Where I used to strive for movement and restlessness I now attempt to sense and express the complete total calm of objects and the surrounding air.

The success of any trap lies in its fundamental simplicity. The reverse trap by the nature of its single complication must be swift and simpler still.

Concerning no subject would [George Bernard] Shaw be deterred by the minor accident of total ignorance from penning a definitive opinion.

The highest culture is not obtained from the teacher when at school or college, so much as by our ever diligent self-education when we become men.

My sorrow is my castle.

Happy Tuesday! Get your light and life back! Steer your energy in the right direction. Let go of any anger you have for others and prepare to be the best you!