There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.

If you are not in the process of becoming the person you want to be, you are automatically engaged in becoming the person you don't want to be.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.

When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness.

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire.

The world is so full of people who are grabbing and self-seeking. So the rare individual who unselfishly tries to serve others has an enormous advantage. He has little competition.

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

I wasted time and now doth time waste me.

My objection to the death penalty is based on the idea that this is a democracy, and in a democracy the government is me, and if the government kills somebody then I'm killing somebody.

What's normal is for things to work. What's not normal is for things to fail.

Words themselves become beings, sentences becomenatural vegetation to be guided by the gardener's hands.

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

Everybody knew that I could type pretty well.

Inner peace is found by facing life squarely, solving its problems, and delving as far beneath its surface as possible to discover its verities and realities.

Apparently two, but one in soul, you and I.

I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire.