The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn't get lost enough.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

In all spheres of life, we find the grace of patient endurance.

Birth our night into dayAnd bathe it clean, So that beloved things can glowTogether in a litter of light.

Friends always ask me what the best Indian restaurant in L.A. is. I'm like, 'I don't know, dude. I have an app on my iPhone for that.'

My first Macintosh was a 128k machine which I upgraded to 512k the minute it became possible.

For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men!

Polite diseases make some idiots vain, Which, if unfortunately well, they feign.

My books are about killing God.

I'm going to the Super Bowl again.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

Lawyer even sounds like liar.