Funny Best Friend Quotes

Funny Best Friend Quote of the day

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate