The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood. It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder of American slavery.

I am, I think the only surviving member of the original Battle Creek church. The church was disbanded, with the exception of thirteen members, in 1870.

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.

Disease is cured by the body itself, not by doctors or remedies.

I believe the Sabbath; I keep the Sabbath.

When we eat vegetarian foods, we needn't worry about what kind of disease our food died from; this makes a joyful meal!

A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might as well try to fly as to be chaste in thought.

The power in which we must have faith if we would be well, is the creative and curative power which exists in every living thing.

All fresh meat is eaten in a state of decay. The process may not have proceeded so far that the dull human nose can discover it, but a carrion bird or a carrion fly can smell it from afar.

The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.

All good things are powerful stimulants to life, even a good book written against life.

I don't have many sad days.

When you smile, you don't only appear to be more likable and courteous, you appear to be more competent.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Our freedoms were born in the ideals of the Enlightenment and the musket fires of an historic revolution.

God wants man to fulfill his commands as a human being and with the quality peculiar to human beings.

People said I should accept the world. Bullshit! I don't accept the world.

Can I ever know you / Or you know me?

I was born in the year the Titanic sank. The Titanic went down, and I came up. That tells you a little about the fairness of life.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.