The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

I see my life in terms of music.

The fact that everyone is doing something does not mean that’s the right things.

No matter how well things are going, failure and disaster are just around the corner. So celebrate the good, but be ready for the bad.

Public trust is essential to public safety.

Business models change. As technology processes, business models change.

I blame all the craziness of people buying houses, re-doing them and selling them, on these programs on television where they are redoing your homes and kitchens.

Well, I think the global economy is in the position for continuing good growth with inflation well in check.

It is wonderful to be despised, if, deep down, we know we are right.

I'm a maverick. I've always been a maverick.