The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.

A women's greatest asset is her beauty.

Two weeks is about the ideal length of time to retire.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.

Remember, when you hear them beginning to say "freedom" look carefully-. see who it is they want you to butcher.

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

For poets that have had my luck, Seldom write when they can kiss.

Still following the rules, huh?" He grabbed his shift off the back of the kitchen chair and pulled it on."Still breaking them?" she fired back.

Art at its most significant is a Distant Early Warning System that can always be relied on to tell the old culture what is beginning to happen to it.

The Palestinians need more help from the Arab countries. Since 1967, the world has learned that there is not going to be real progress in the region until Palestine gets something back that they had.

The man that created the theory of evolution by natural selection was thrown out by his Dad because he wanted him to be a doctor. GAWD, parents haven't changed much.

In Hollywood people lie to each other and cheat each other and then go and play tennis. But I don't want to be a tennis player.

Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy.

Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?” “The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.

I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

Jesus Christ is the beginning, the middle, and the end of all. In the Gospels he walks in human form upon the earth, and accomplishes the work of redemption.

For God to mend your broken heart you must give him ALL the pieces. You can't hold any back.