For poets that have had my luck, Seldom write when they can kiss.

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.

A women's greatest asset is her beauty.

Two weeks is about the ideal length of time to retire.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.

Remember, when you hear them beginning to say "freedom" look carefully-. see who it is they want you to butcher.

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

Like the morning sun, raise the brightness of your love to include everyone.

Luck's the word those with poor hearts use for ka...

If someone criticizes you, give them a compliment.

I think our collective psychosis is hilarious. With the world moving as fast as it is, if we weren't dysfunctional, we couldn't function.

The term science means something quite different for our generation than it did not so many generations ago.

The B.C. spirit bear symbolizes the essence of the spirit of British Columbia. It is a powerful presence and a thing of wonder that lives in a magical land of beauty, grace and unbridled potential.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

My working-class Italian-American parents didn't go to school, there were no books in the house.

Being a parent is the hardest thing in the world... the psychological toll it takes on you because these lives are in your hands. I take it very seriously.

You have to attempt to find new forms that will force you to write freshly and better and hopefully more truthfully.