Two weeks is about the ideal length of time to retire.

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.

A women's greatest asset is her beauty.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.

Remember, when you hear them beginning to say "freedom" look carefully-. see who it is they want you to butcher.

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

For poets that have had my luck, Seldom write when they can kiss.

Everyone knows that God protects drunkards and lovers.

After all, tomorrow is another day.

All the learnin' my father ever paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and the alphabet at th ' other.

I love the idea that more people would read short fiction. I think it's such a humanizing form. It softens the boundaries between people.

I've been so mutilated by a lot of articles. I know I haven't said a lot of things I'm quoted as saying in the papers.

I was always a very good student.

To be old is to be part of a huge and ordinary multitude... the reason why old age was venerated in the past was because it was extraordinary.

If we do not fill our mind with prayer, it will fill itself with anxieties, worries, temptations, resentments, and unwelcome memories.

We get shy about saying things like I love you. Life is so short. It's crazy, that we hesitate to express our true thoughts to each other.