The power of social media is it forces necessary change.

We don't have a choice on whether we DO social media, the question is how well we do it.

Consumers are taking ownership of brands, and their referral power is priceless.

The beauty of social media is that it will point out your company's flaws; the key questions is how quickly you address these flaws.

Assume whatever you do, both offline and online, will be seen by your mother, dad, boss, coach, boyfriend, teacher… the world.

You can spend your time daydreaming or make use of it in other ways.

History repeats itself because nobody listens the first time.

Successful companies in social media function more like entertainment companies, publishers, or party planners than as traditional advertisers.

The ROI of social media is that your business will still exist in 5 years.

25 percent of search results for the world's top 20 largest brands are links to user-generated content. 34 percent of bloggers post opinions about products and brands.

Why are we trying to measure social media like a traditional channel anyway? Social media touches every facet of business and is more an extension of good business ethics.

Her sculptured face was as perfect as a painting.

There's a threshold of pain, a person loses consciousness in order not to die. And there's a threshold of grief, it suddenly stops hurting. And you feel nothing. Nothing at all.

Danger can never by overcome without taking risks.

I really don't have a lot of interest in national politics, and it's because I'm a skeptic. I think you can accomplish a lot more locally. I don't want to spin the wheels and not get anything done.

The United States government, in figuring our gross national product, defines 'durable goods' as anything that will last three years.

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.

The skill of letting go can be learned, and once learned you will enjoy living much more spontaneously.

These are the mysterious ways of knowledge, power and enlightenment. I can only allude to them in words. I cannot possibly explain what this process is like.

I'm not going to sit at your table and watch you eat, with nothing on my plate, and call myself a diner. Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner.