The politicians are no prizes, but the people are even worse, they're so ill-informed. I never understand the pushback when I say people are stupid.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Where our own mind doesn’t listen to us, how can other’s minds follow what we say? One should not have such expectation at all.

All life evolves by the differential survival of replicating entities

Republicans have pounced. They're outraged. They say, 'How dare you lie about caring for the people who got hurt in the war we lied them into?'

Life is one big question when your starin at the clock.

Never despise meager beginnings.

I like loud snare, and I like really treble-y guitars, and that's just never going to change.

If a guy like you can stand up and do what you did, then maybe everyone can. Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of.

Never producing pain by thought, word, and deed, in any living being, is what is called Ahimsâ, non-injury.

From the point of view of the relative world, merit is very important.

There is only one cure for the evils which newly acquired freedom produces, and that cure is freedom.