The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Burn, burn, burn to become the light, to enlighten the whole world.

The surveillance state has run amok. Technology that's enabled us to send selfies 24/7 - not that valuable - has also enabled us to be spied upon us 24/7.

The search for historical laws is, I maintain, mistaken in principle.

Man is about to be deprived of a great pole - work routine. The nightmare of capitalist society is unemployment; the nightmare of cybernetic society will be employment.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Remote though your farm may be, It's something to be the lord of one green lizard-and free.

I don't know why people have divided the whole world into two groups, west and east. Education is neither eastern nor western. Education is education and it's the right of every human being.

I don't think I ever wore anything that was like really ugly, I just didn't really care.

We know that all the arts are brothers, that each of them illuminates another, and that a universal light results.

I'm the wacky one. Wacky. Wacky.