The only way I survive is to never stop moving. I make sure I'm always surrounded by others, so I won't have time to think and end up imploding like a dying star.

A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.

After crossing the Smoky Hill River, I felt comparatively safe as this was the last stream I had to cross.

I have to have nature around me. I love the earth and this insanely beautiful creation that we live in. I just think it's to be marveled at and appreciated. It gives us life.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Logic is to grammar what the sense of words is to their sound.

I only watch TV when I go to hotels.

I have never been able to wear pajamas or creepy nightgowns; they disturb my sleep.

It's not the job of government to help the poor. The church is the mechanism that God put on earth to help the poor.

Be genuine. Be remarkable. Be worth connecting with.