The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Pride is instilled. It's what we carry with us every day of our lives.

Eat till you're full. Play anytime you want. Sleep as much as you like. Cry. Get angry. Laugh. Live. Live. Live.

The first essence of journalism is to know what you want to know the second is to find out who will tell you.

For me, 'Rent' was all about coming out of myself, finding out who I was, learning the power I could have as a performer. And 'Wicked' was about harnessing all that strength.

It's not easy to part with the trophies. However, I do need to have some long-term financial security for those close to me.

Getting regular restful sleep is an essential key to staying healthy and vital, yet it is so often neglected or underemphasized.

The most important survival ability for any life form is the ability to change.

I'm still dominant and that's what matters, ... But rain, snow, sleet, it doesn't matter. I'm going to go out and try and win a gold medal.

New York is a place I wanted to come

Oh, give us pleasure in the orch-ard white, Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night.