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Doug Stanhope Quotes: The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.
         

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.


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